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Transcript[]
SCENE 1[]
FRANKENSTEIN
Hello, Hotel Transylvania! I'm Frankenstein! And this is Bad Friday!
ROCKER SKELETON
ONE TWO THREE! Once in 100 years We get to make them scream Once every 100 years We scare them till they pee It's your day, It's my day It's Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Friday It's your day, It's my day It's Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Friday
FRANKENSTEIN
Here's how it works: whoever scares Larry the Leech the most, wins!
FRANKENSTEIN
Highest scores are tracked on our Scare-O-Meter 2000! Booyah!
AUNT LYDIA: What is wrong with this century? Bad Friday is about monsters scaring humans to death! Not giving each other the heebie jeebies.
DIANE: [clucking] Progress!
AUNT LYDIA: [angrily slams her staff in the floor] Yes, and it is disgusting!
(MR. BLOB gives WENDY a card)
WENDY: My first ever Bad Friday card?! [hugs MR. BLOB] Aw you're such a softie. Thanks, Dad!
PEDRO: Aww! Bad Friday to you too, Jim!
MAVIS: Thanks! It's from my Dad. Dear Mavis, Just do your best, which means win! [angrily] Ugh! Unbelievable!
HANK N STEIN: Yikes! No pressure. Your Dad is the greatest Bad Friday champ of all time! Every 100 years on Bad Friday, there's your Dad, winning the Screaming for scoring the most blood-curdling scream! ... But... I guess now, with your dad away, for the first time in a millennium, that's baby's up for grabs! Then again, you kinda have it in the IV bag, being in your blood and all.
MAVIS: No thanks! Bad Friday is my Dad's deal. I want nothing to do with it.
HANK N STEIN: [chuckles] Mavis the Rebel! Love it. [to PEDRO] Poor kid can't hack it.
PEDRO: Yeah. She's terrified. Ooh! It's from my dry cleaners!! That is so thoughtful!
WENDY: You...uh...clean those things?
PEDRO: Nope! They press all my grilled cheese sandwiches.
FRANKENSTEIN
Bad Friday to you, Hanky! I'm SO glad I'm here for your first one! But don't worry, I know you won't win. It's Mavis all the way!
HANK N STEIN
Aw, thanks, Dad!
MAVIS
Oh, come on!
FRANKENSTEIN
Sorry, Mavis, but you're a Dracula. You got this in the IV bag.
HANK N STEIN
Phew! The pressure is off! Man, that feels so good...
HANK N STEIN
I mean...I wish my dad expected more of me.
FRANKENSTEIN
And the first scream is in!
FRANKENSTEIN
Taking an early lead, it's, uh, Anyone know which pup that was?
(DIANE is walking in the hallway. WENDY scares DIANE)
(PEDRO burps at the skeleton women)
(HANK N STEIN almost scares UNCLE GENE as his body fall apart)
Hank N Stein: Seriously?! Hello?!
SCENE 2[]
Mavis: Quit staring at me with eyes full of expectation!
Dracula: Honey bat, come on! At least try to get a scream.
Mavis: Is there a rule somewhere that says every Dracula has to win?
Dracula: It's unspoken.
Mavis: Great! Let's keep it that way. [turns her frame around the wall and walks away]
(DRACULA, in MAVIS' frame, has a muffled speech)
Dracula's voice 1: Make an effort!
Dracula's voice 2: Scare up some initiative!
Dracula's voice 3: Put your fangs into it!
Dracula's voice 4: Does this shirt make me look pale?
Mavis [angrily]: [yells] Get out of my head, Dad!!
Dracula's voice 4: Ah, teenagers!
Hank N Stein: I'm kinda glad Mavis isn't trying. At least I won't be the only one who doesn't get a scr---WHOA!
Frankenstein: Alright!! A tiny, but noble first effort by my son, HANK N STEIN!!! Atta boy.
Hank N Stein: Sorry, dude, bot also, BOOYAH!
Aunt Lydia: How can you celebrate? That barely ranks on the curdle scale.
Perdo: Hey man. At least he tried.
Aunt Lydia: True! Unlike my niece, MAVIS, DAUGHTER OF DRACULA!
(MAVIS groans in annoyance)
Pedro: [joking around] Or you! Am I right?
Wendy: [goes behind Pedro] She has won it before, though.
Hank N Stein: She did? You did!? Wait, how did you know?
Wendy: I have a bad habit of accidentally on-purpose reading diaries.
Diane: [cluck!] "Accidentally"?!
Aunt Lydia: It's true. I did indeed win, five times in a row, before Mavis' father was born. Back then, we only scared humans.
Aunt Lydia: You should have seen the high score in my day! But then baby brother came along and won and won and won. Still, it is a tradition.
Aunt Lydia: Now, who would like to see me win the Screamie?
Wendy: Ooh, me! Oh, do it! Oh, I want you to it so bad!!
(AUNT LYDIA screams at HANK N STEIN, PEDRO, and WENDY)
Frankenstein: Aunt Lydia takes the lead with a rare triple slay! BOOYAH!
Aunt Lydia: And that is how a Dracula wins the Screamie.
Mavis [angrily]: [yells] UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!! Fine!
Mavis: Everyone wants me to win the Screamie so bad.... I'll do it!
(AUNT LYDIA laughs)
Aunt Lydia: The only way to beat a triple slay is to scare a human.
Mavis: Done and done!
Aunt Lydia: Mavis, you silly bat, you can't make a "human scream". You're only 114.
Mavis [bat form]: Relax! I got it. Like my Dad says: "It's in our blo-blo-blood!"
Pedro: Yeah, he totally doesn't say that.
SCENE 3[]
MAVIS [bat form]: OK. I'm gonna spook the humans, win the Screamie, and spend the next hundered years gloating...
MAVIS: ..Piece of worm-cake! I've got this! How hard can it be?
(MAVIS sees KITTY CARTWRIGHT)
(MAVIS screams)
MAVIS: Can you believe it?!
FRANKENSTEIN: It was only the most blood-curdling scream tonight!!!! Maivs Dracula, one question: HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?!
MAVIS: I..... [confused chuckle] There's not much to tell.
Skeleton: It's the ballad of Mavis, the frightner to humans And the scream heard around the world
Mavis: Well, OK. I went behind a tree and I saw an open window...
Skeleton: Hidden by The Tree of Decison, With sap of purest gold, Mavis spot The Gateway to Terror Could she be so bold?
Mavis: So, I went up to the window...
Skeleton: She could! She could be so bold She could and she was
Mavis: And, I saw Mrs. Cartwright and...
(MAVIS, in bat form, hisses right at KITTY CARTWRIGHT, which caused her to scream.)
Monsters: She scared her prey on Bad Friday Mavis, frightner to humans
Mavis: Um, that's not exactly...
Aunt Lydia: I didn't think she pulled it off She's soft she's just a child
Hank N. Stein: She's scarier than you by far
Aunt Lydia: Or plain, fast or viled
Pedro: She scared the humans and beat her score And blasted aliens with a whole bunch of lasers!
Pedro: Oh, you want some of this? [laughs]
Monsters: She scared her prey on Bad Friday, And blasted aliens with lasers, hey! Mavis, frightner to humans
Wendy: Mavis, frightner to humans
SCENE 4[]
AUNT LYDIA: Your father would be so proud I wished I'd seen it myself. I know! Let's go back. You can scare her again with me as you're with us.
MAVIS: I'd love to, but it was once in a lifetime, element of surprise and all.
HANK N STEIN
I bet you can do it again anyway! You are good.
WENDY
Yeah! Do it, do it!
PEDRO
Yes!
AUNT LYDIA: It settled!
AUNT LYDIA [bat form]: Come, Mavis! I can't wait to see exactly how you did it.
MAVIS: Right behind you!
MAVIS: I'm the one who screamed! Not Mrs. Cartwright!
HANK N STEIN
Oh no!
PEDRO
But that song!
MAVIS: Yeah. That's not what happened.
''(Back in Kitty Cartwright's house; MAVIS sees KITTY CARTWRIGHT. MAVIS screams)''
WENDY
What was it? What did you see?
MAVIS: I can't even. It was too horrible!
HANK N STEIN
Well this time, you got us! We're scare masters!
WENDY
Well, sure.
PEDRO
Not really.
HANK N STEIN
Actually, I hadn't at all.
AUNT LYDIA [bat form]: Mavis. I said, LET'S GO!!
MAVIS: Uh, coming.
SCENE 5[]
Aunt Lydia: So this is the three of decisions with sap of purest gold?
Aunt Lydia: And that is the gateway to terror?
Mavis: Yeah, but, you know, it's scarier when the light's on, but it's off. So, I guess [confused chuckle] We should go.
Aunt Lydia: Oh, yes, that is! Much worse.
Mavis: Stop!! Once you see what's in there, you can NEVER un-see it!
Aunt Lydia: I knew it! You didn't scare anyone!
Mavis: Please Aunt Lydia! I'm warning you!
Aunt Lydia: You are warning me?! Child! I've seen it all, including seeing my niece fake her way through the glory of Bad Friday. Now watch and learn!
(Mavis and Aunt Lydia see Kitty Cartwright)
Kitty Cartwright
Who's a funny bunny?
Kitty Cartwright
Oh my! Did someone go boom-boom? What is your father feeding you?
Kitty Cartwright
Next time! It's Daddy's turn.
(Aunt Lydia screams)
Frankenstein: WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Aunt Lydia: Why would she touch it? And what are they saving them for?!
Mavis: I don't know! And I don't ever wanna know either!
Aunt Lydia: We must never speak of this again!
Mavis: I-i-it's a d-d-deal, A-Aunt Lydia.